A joke about the lack of brussels sprouts in postbrexit christmas dinners is one of the funniest gags for 2016 christmas crackers, according to a. More alternative christmas cracker jokes stage the guardian. The jokes found inside christmas crackers are famous for making the family groan as well as laugh. Having everyone gathered around the dinner table for a festive feast is the perfect time to entertain with. Dec 24, 2019 cracker jokes are a christmas tradition but why are the jokes so terrible. Free christmas cracker jokes for kids from the pole. Christmas cracker joke 6 did you hear of the mathematician who had constipation. We asked you to submit your favourite christmas cracker jokes for our advent calendar competition, and weve got our favourites. The best and worst christmas cracker jokes from oneeyed reindeers to a man with paper trousers called russell tell us your best.
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You can follow any responses to this entry through the rss 2. The longest christmas cracker pulling chain consisted of 1081 people and was achieved by the harrodian school in london on 10 december 2015. Yes, the christmas cracker joke has been a festive tradition in practically every household in the country for generations, and we wager itll continue to be until the very end of time. The 2011 advent calendar crap christmas cracker joke.
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